There are two kinds of users. Those who do backups and those who will do backups.

If one programmer can do it in one week, then two programmers can do it in two weeks.

Software can be fast, reliable and cheap. Choose any two.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it means it is not good.

If it is working, do not touch it!

My attitude is not bad, it is in beta!

Programming is 10% writing code and 90% understanding why it is not working

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code

I do not always test my code. But when I do, I do it in production